This evening in the middle of me scrubbing Sky’s head with shampoo in the bathroom he says, “Mom, I need to pee!”
So, I stopped everything and redirected him to the drain, so he can do his thing. Instead, he turned around and PEED ON MY FEET.
I SCREAMED.
True enough, he got the reaction that he wanted and let out a sinister, almost evil laugh that can ever come out of a three-year-old boy.
And his eyes were sparkling with pure and sheer delight.
The other day, he proudly showed me the biggest booger that I have ever seen. Not even close to the size of one of mine, considering I am an adult. (I of course have bigger nostrils than my son)
But it was HUGE. It was almost pea-size. And it looked like it came out from one nostril. AND it was really fresh.
I SCREAMED as soon as I saw it. And then SCREAMED some more when he proceeded on wiping the gunky, brownish-green creation on MY ARM.
He smiled, looking extremely pleased and proud of his newfound skill. GROSSING MOM OUT.
